Baxter's Blog

REGARDING FUTURE PHOTO CONTESTS…

Posted in Humor by misterroadtripper on January 24, 2011

MR. P ASKS...

“ARE YOU SURE YOU WANT TO SEE TATTOOED GUYS WITH THEIR SHIRTS OFF?”




FROM MR. P

Posted in Humor by misterroadtripper on January 20, 2011

Mr. P from www.tattooedstuff.com sent this along of his wife, Mary.

The ultimate "Tramp Stamp"

BAD TATTOOS

Posted in Humor, POLLS by misterroadtripper on December 27, 2010

What could be more fun than putting down other people’s lousy ink? Here’s your big chance.

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A YULETIDE STORY

Posted in Humor by misterroadtripper on December 19, 2010

NOT A LOT OF PEOPLE KNOW THIS

From Maury Englander

When four of Santa’s elves got sick, the trainee elves did not produce toys as fast as the regular ones, and Santa began to feel the Pre-Christmas pressure.
Then Mrs. Claus told Santa her Mother was coming to visit, which stressed Santa even more.
When he went to harness the reindeer, he found that three of them were about to give birth and two others had jumped the fence and were gone.

Then when he began to load the sleigh, one of the floorboards cracked, the toy bag fell to the ground and all the toys were scattered.

Frustrated, Santa went in the house for a cup of apple cider and a shot of rum where he discovered the elves had drunk all the cider and hidden the liquor..

In his frustration, he accidentally dropped the cider jug on his foot fracturing it in several painful places.

Just then the doorbell rang, and an irritated Santa hobbled to the door. He yanked it open, and there stood a little angel with a great big Christmas tree.
The angel said very cheerfully, ‘Merry Christmas, Santa. Isn’t this a lovely day? I have a beautiful tree for you. Where would you like me to stick it?’

And so began the tradition of the little angel on top of the Christmas tree.

A THANKSGIVING TREAT!

Posted in Humor by misterroadtripper on November 5, 2010

TURKEY DAY IS EVERY DAY!

Here’s a sure sign that Thanksgiving is right around the corner, in the U.S.

Photo by Maury Englander.

FUN WITH GRAPHS

Posted in Humor by misterroadtripper on September 23, 2010

AND NOW FOR SOMETHING COMPLETELY DIFFERENT

Note: Click to enlarge.

TEST YOUR DRIVING SKILLS

Posted in Humor, Road Trip Stuff by misterroadtripper on September 3, 2010

DIVERSION TIME

The driving manual says that the average driver’s reaction time is .75 seconds… or one car length for every 10 mph. Test your average reaction time. Whether you drive a chopper, a hog, a café racer, a street rod or a chopped lowrider ’50 Merc, you need to have super-quick reactions when it comes to stopping… and not hitting that Yorkshire Terrier in the crosswalk or, in this case, that sheep crossing the road. Test your skills. To play, click HERE and HIT YOUR BRAKES! Careful, it’s addictive.

PUTTING ARROGANCE ASIDE

Posted in Human Interest, Humor by misterroadtripper on August 17, 2010

A NEW PRESPECTIVE

O.K. sports fans. Time to get a grip. The general consensus among our industry is that tattooists are the best artists in the universe (just ask ’em). But have you ever considered the watermelon carvers of the world? Probably not. Just think, if you say to someone, “Hi, I’m a tattoo artist,” they go crazy and start throwing money at you. But say that you are a watermelon carver… silence. No applause, no free drinks, no cute chicks lining up at your door. It’s unfair, I tell you. Totally!

TALK ABOUT LIFE-CHANGING!

Posted in Human Interest, Humor by misterroadtripper on August 1, 2010

AN EPISODE OF ALCOHOL-INDUCED LOGIC

“Tum-te-tum-te-tum. I wonder what I’ll do today? I know, I’ll shop for shoes. Naw. That’s too boring. Hey, maybe I’ll go try the cheeseburgers at that new place on Elm Street. Eh eh, I’m not really that hungry. I know. I have the perfect solution: I’ll get my head tattooed. So what if the National Tattoo Association won’t let me in the doors of their convention. And I bet it doesn’t hurt at all. I mean, how could it? I’m feeling no pain now and I bet that having a tattoo needle grinding and buzzing like a nest full of hornets into my skull for three or four five-hour sessions is a piece of cake. I’m over eighteen and can do any damn thing I want. Now, where’s that money I was saving for a down payment on a condo?”

MORAL: Don’t drink and drive (especially to the nearest tattoo parlor).

MORAL #2: There are people on this planet who have a hundred times more tolerance for pain than we do.

SHOCKING EXPOSÉ

Posted in Humor by misterroadtripper on July 31, 2010

NUNS WITH TATTOOS

NEWS FLASH

Even though the thought of “women of the cloth” having the vanity and brazen boldness to go against the very word of the Holy Book itself and decorate themselves with tattoo body art seems impossible to comprehend, the dedicated researchers and “body art detectives” at Tattoo Road Trip have risked castigation and, yes, even excommunication from both society and the Holy Mother Church itself by uncovering, after years of relentless investigation, a significant number of highly secret, coded documents sequestered for decades by the highest of the hierarchy of the Vatican itself, that confirm, without an iota of doubt, a significant proliferation of tattoo art among the most pious and innocent females of them all, the blessed, the tireless and charitable, the vulnerable and chaste …

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