Baxter's Blog


Posted in ANNOUNCEMENTS by misterroadtripper on December 16, 2010

The latest edition of my weekly column for just got posted! Here’s a sample. Click at the end, for more.

Kat Von Perfect

Bob Baxter’s



That’s a good question. Hey, think about it. All you have to do is live your life in the usual manner: eat Cheerios for breakfast, kiss the baby, walk the dog and, if you are a tattoo artist, ink one of your favorite customers—all with a big, fat smile on your face. Hello, fame and fortune! Sure, a cameraman will be tracking your every move, but so what? For a pot of gold an episode, who wouldn’t? Lots of people. But, no matter how you slice and dice it, once those corporate lawyers get a hold of you, the whole well-intentioned project will end up like Albert Brook’s 1979 movie, Real Life, that’s why.

In case you missed it, Real Life was all about a carefully-selected family, headed by papa Charles Grodin, who literally came apart in front of the big, white video cameras perched on the heads of the ever-present crew members. It’s all fine and good to have your finest moments captured for all to see—telling your favorite joke, accepting a humanitarian award, tattooing Angelina Jolie—but what about the time you poked the tattoo needle into your thumb or the conversation you had with the waitress who brought you the well-done burger, when you asked for rare? What about the fine print? All this notoriety comes with a contract, in case you didn’t know. Rest assured, if those producer people are going to hand over their money for you to “act normal,” there’s strings attached. Miles and miles of ’em.

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  1. Mel Noir said, on December 17, 2010 at 8:47 am

    Hi groovy dude! I just read your piece from Vanishing Tattoo today, just wanted to show some lovin’! It was great to see someone actually talk about those silly shows with some sense, haha!

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